Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. — Mike Tyson

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heyquiffy:

 

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

ken’s got game

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nyehs:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

i don’t remember making this post

please try harder to be funny

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10
bbronkowski:

I feel like I haven’t posted in years, but being sick for 2 weeks will do that.  New shots coming up.  Enjoy.

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"Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."

- Tyrion Lannister  (via mar-ble)

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6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

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